Aaron Rodgers did it to me again. That sadistic so-and-so stuck a dagger in my heart on Sunday just like he's done on so many Sundays, and this time he even made a point to remind me and my fellow Bears fans who's really in charge around here.
And I couldn't even get angry about it. I wanted to, I really wanted to, but when you're right, you're right. Aaron Rodgers does own the Chicago Bears. So much so that when he's enshrined in the Pro Football Hall of Fame one day -- hopefully soon! -- I almost wonder if he should have a bunch of former Bears give his induction speech as a way of thanking them for making it all possible.
I hate you, Aaron. So, so, so much. Please just leave my family and me alone. We did nothing to you, and we don't deserve to be treated like this. All we want is to wake up and enjoy a Sunday, yet at least twice a season, you just show up in our living room and make our lives a living hell. And for what? I think you need to take some time to self-reflect and ask yourself what's inside you that makes you such an evil person. Maybe go on a spiritual journey of growth that takes place very far away from a football field.
All right, let's focus on winning money while hopefully Aaron Rodgers focuses on getting the help he needs.
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